Drifty Dash is a hastily thrown-together game without any real polish or engaging gameplay mechanics to make up for its endless amount of faults. A clunky movement system, incredibly bland maps, and terrible AI make for a game that not only is uninspired in its ideas but fails to capitalize …
Read More »SkullyDodge: Avoid the fires of hell – Review
SkullyDodge is the mobile game equivalent of the ‘bullet hell’ games that many of you might be familiar with. The player controls an adorable skull character to dodge hellfire that rains upon it. Obviously, longer it survives, the higher the score. However, because the skull isn’t able to fight back …
Read More »Primate Press: Editor in Chimp – Review
The infinite monkey theorem is the belief that if you put a monkey typing away at a keyboard for an infinite amount of time, it would eventually type out all of works of Shakespeare. While there is some complicated mathematical formula to back this up, I’m not going to dive …
Read More »Mars: Mars: Platform jumping adventure – Review
In Mars: Mars, The Mars Corporation, under their “Put a Human on Mars No Matter What” program have allowed astronauts and tourists to explore the planet’s surface using jetpacks. The goal is to land on the next platform over while collecting coins and enjoying the colorful landscape. You have a …
Read More »Get 13: A Game for Puzzle Lovers – Review
Do you remember when you had to write a resume for the first time? No matter what the job was, we always included that biggest lie ever told in HR history- great attention to details. Well, this game may actually help you to be that detail oriented person that you …
Read More »Fish Fist: Punching Fish with your Fist – Review
Fish Fist is an arcade style game with a colorful 16-Bit aesthetic. The goal is simple: punch fish. Players have a stationary arm located at the bottom of the screen. Tapping anywhere will launch the arm forward thus punching a fish in that vicinity. The trick is to time your …
Read More »Clumzee: Vertical Platformer – Review
The game Clumzee opens with what seems to be an unrelated story about a fur ball who was clumsy and made fun of for his awkwardness, but had a dream for adventure so he set out to explore the unknown. There doesn’t seem to be any plot beyond the original …
Read More »Leveled!: A Little Askew – Review
Leveled! is a game that fulfills the basic human need to bring equilibrium to things. A series of awkwardly-shaped and sized objects are your paint; your smartphone is the canvas. And on its glassy surface you are free to create a breathtakingly tall vision of perfect order and balance, measured …
Read More »Wrassling: Chaos All Over The Ring! – Review
It is not an understatement when I say Wrassling is a freakin’ hilarious game – especially when you are playing with friends. As a wrestler with only one leg and one arm, you strive to throw other wrestlers out of the ring. The control includes moving left, right, jump, and swinging your hand …
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