Drifty Dash is a hastily thrown-together game without any real polish or engaging gameplay mechanics to make up for its endless amount of faults. A clunky movement system, incredibly bland maps, and terrible AI make for a game that not only is uninspired in its ideas but fails to capitalize …
Read More »SkullyDodge: Avoid the fires of hell – Review
SkullyDodge is the mobile game equivalent of the ‘bullet hell’ games that many of you might be familiar with. The player controls an adorable skull character to dodge hellfire that rains upon it. Obviously, longer it survives, the higher the score. However, because the skull isn’t able to fight back …
Read More »‘Ya Gotta Piñata’: Piñata Brutality – Review
Ya Gotta Piñata, a mobile arcade game, is a quick and fun diversion with irresistible charm and personality. The developer never fails to keep you engaged, carefully utilizing casual gameplay mechanics coupled with a cheerful aesthetic that manages to toe the line between being generic and over-the-top. I just have …
Read More »Fish Fist: Punching Fish with your Fist – Review
Fish Fist is an arcade style game with a colorful 16-Bit aesthetic. The goal is simple: punch fish. Players have a stationary arm located at the bottom of the screen. Tapping anywhere will launch the arm forward thus punching a fish in that vicinity. The trick is to time your …
Read More »Disco Hippo: Doesn’t Bring the Funk – Review
What if I told you there was a game on the AppStore where you controlled a hippo, which happens to have a jet pack, whose primary goal in life is to collect socks out in the middle of a desert environment so colorful and cartoony it would make Wile E. …
Read More »Woody: Endless Summer: A Water-Skiing Dog from the 90s – Review
As you know, runner games have been a staple of mobile games ever since that schmuck decided to go dodging, sliding, and jumping through the ruins of a temple. Thankfully, we have advanced far from primitive running, as we now can glide our time away on water as a dog …
Read More »‘Egg, Inc.’ Review – The Secrets of the Universe Are Short Lived
Make no mistake — Egg, Inc. is a clicker game through and through. That doesn’t necessarily make it a bad game, however; with a lighthearted tone and a mellow style that takes clicker gameplay mechanics and polishes it to a sheen, Egg, Inc. is a game that’ll keep you coming …
Read More »Mindivision: A Multitasking Game – Review
Mindivision is the perfect game to exercise your brain. You will constantly get confused as you need to do a lot of multitasking. I’ll be very surprised if you don’t, because you need to play six different mini games at the same time. Yes, that is what makes Mindvision really different from other …
Read More »George: Scared Of The Dark: Ghost Dash – Preview
We had the chance to preview George: Scared Of The Dark this week prior to its release on the AppStore. This game is a cute but difficult platformer with, at it’s core, a powerful theme of challenge overcoming and conquering fears. Through 10 levels, George will be guided by a …
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